{"product_id":"the-everything-tote-with-a-side-of-truth","title":"The \"Everything Tote\" (With a Side of Truth)","description":"Let’s be honest: your bag is usually full of snacks, old receipts, and the weight of everyone else’s expectations. We can’t help with the receipts, but we can help with the rest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis DASH MADE tote is for those days when you’re lugging around half your life and just need a little reminder that you’re doing a great job. It’s unpolished, practical, and perfect for anyone who’s done trying to be \"perfect\" and is ready to just be real.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're heading to the gym, the studio, or the bottle shop, this bag does the talking so you don’t have to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Message: \"Feel like sh!t about yourself? It’s the patriarchy, sis!\"a little truth-bomb to carry with you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vibe: Low-key, honest, and very \"Sunday afternoon.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Specs: * Heavy-duty canvas: Strong enough for a laptop, a change of shoes, or three bottles of wine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReinforced handles: Because dismantling the status quo (and carrying groceries) is heavy work.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpacious design: Plenty of room for your belongings and zero room for societal nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Golden Rule: Pairs best with a protest, a large glass of Riesling, or a good old-fashioned debate about the systems designed to keep us quiet. Basically, it’s for anyone who refuses to take life too seriously but takes their freedom very seriously.","brand":"Ogo Merch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47707964866818,"sku":"67.12.31","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/2879\/1042\/files\/d6e94a5bb95e4471ba1192f695b9ec67.jpg?v=1777497662","url":"https:\/\/dash-made-merch.myshopify.com\/products\/the-everything-tote-with-a-side-of-truth","provider":"Dash Made Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}