{"product_id":"as-colour-staple-tee","title":"Dash Made Patriarchy Tee","description":"Ever feel like you’re failing at the \"perfect life\" game for no reason? Before you start a dramatic internal monologue, check the label. It’s not you, it’s just a world designed to make you feel like you aren't doing enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis DASH MADE tee is for the days when you have zero energy for corporate \"expert\" vibes but 100% energy for calling it like it is. Bold, comfy, and slightly cheeky, it’s the ultimate uniform for those who are done with the polish and ready for some honesty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThrow it on, grab your mates, and get back to being a legend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Message: \"Feel like sh!t about yourself? It’s the patriarchy, sis!\"—because sometimes you just need to say the quiet part out loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vibe: High-impact, low-stress, and 100% authentic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Specs: * Printed on premium AS Colour cotton (it’s soft, sturdy, and actually fits).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHigh-contrast design that makes sure your point gets across before you even open your mouth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Golden Rule: Pairs best with a good old-fashioned debate about the systems designed to keep us quiet. Basically, it’s for anyone who refuses to take life too seriouslybut takes their freedom very seriously.","brand":"Ogo Merch","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XSM","offer_id":47705679986946,"sku":"124.5.53","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ SML","offer_id":47705680019714,"sku":"124.5.54","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ MED","offer_id":47705680052482,"sku":"124.5.55","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ LRG","offer_id":47705680085250,"sku":"124.5.56","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XLG","offer_id":47705680118018,"sku":"124.5.57","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47705680150786,"sku":"124.5.58","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47705680183554,"sku":"124.5.59","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47705680216322,"sku":"124.5.60","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47705680249090,"sku":"124.5.61","price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/2879\/1042\/files\/4ff121a6512c44f49381ed546d26014a.jpg?v=1777496676","url":"https:\/\/dash-made-merch.myshopify.com\/products\/as-colour-staple-tee","provider":"Dash Made Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}